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Voice Activated

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Aug 28, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining
    that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained
    that the radio was voice activated.



    "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"



    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"



    "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
    speakers.



    The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
    say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
    "Beatles!" she'd get one of their songs.



    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but
    she swerved in time to avoid him. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......



    .......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began
    to play
     
  2. Blazn88

    Blazn88 Registered Member

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    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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  4. Don

    Don 1/2 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I already posted this joke but I think yours better. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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