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Volkswagen & The Rolls Royce

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    > > > A Volkswagen pulls up along side of an immense Rolls
    > > > > > > Royce; rolls down
    > > > > > > his window and yells to the driver "Have you got a built
    > > > > > > in cell phone in there?".
    > > > > > > The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "I got one too... see?"
    > > > > > > "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
    > > > > > > "You got a fax machine?"
    > > > > > > "Why, actually, yes, I do."
    > > > > > > "I do too! See? It's right here!"
    > > > > > > "Uh-huh."
    > > > > > > The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the
    > > > > > > Volkswagen says,
    > > > > > > "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
    > > > > > > And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
    > > > > > > "Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
    > > > > > > The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped,
    > > > > > > so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them
    to
    > > > > > > put double bed in back of his car.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he
    > > > > > > picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the
    > > > > > > Volkswagen.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his
    > > > > > > Rolls up next to it.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he
    > > > > > > feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly
    > > > > > > modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack
    > > > > > > and peeks out.
    > > > > > > The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
    > > > > > > And the man in the Volkswagen says,
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
     
  2. UseYourBlinker

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    It would have to be! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    :mental note: Must hook up shower in my bus :mental note:
     

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