Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Wabbits

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 13, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2002
    Posts:
    19,217
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Everywhere
    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, " Do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over here?"

    She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    I'm curious as to what a 25mm Bushmaster would do to a wabbit.
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    It's known in most of the free world that pythons prefer Beaver Oil over wabbits.
     
  4. MEPR

    MEPR 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2002
    Posts:
    1,546
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    McChord AFB
    here we go again... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  5. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2001
    Posts:
    6,503
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Northern Virginia
    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm curious as to what a 25mm Bushmaster would do to a wabbit.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    We had an angora wabbit at Mountain Warfare School. After we skinned it we put a trout in its fur and watched it flop around for a while /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    [ QUOTE ]
    After we skinned it we put a trout in its fur and watched it flop around for a while

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Jeez, you guys must of been bored. Kind of like that one time on Oahu, one of the guys took an MRE, slit it open, took the wire from the TA-312 Field Telephone and inserted into said nasty food and waited until the evil and destruction Mongoose Cong came to enjoy said nasty food. I know, I know, against the Geneva Convention, but technically the mongoose wasn't our prisoner; we were just resorting to tactics that proved so successful for the South Koreans in South Vietnam. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. ben427

    ben427 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2002
    Posts:
    1,123
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Waverley, Nova Scotia
    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm curious as to what a 25mm Bushmaster would do to a wabbit.

    [/ QUOTE ] I dunno, but a .44 mag does a hella good job on a groundhog at 15 ft /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    [ QUOTE ]
    I dunno, but a .44 mag does a hella good job on a groundhog at 15 ft

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Dropping an ought-six round 300 yards downrange at a prairie dawg does wonders also /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  9. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2001
    Posts:
    5,693
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    CA
    [ QUOTE ]
    It's known in most of the free world that pythons prefer Beaver Oil over wabbits.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I would have to agree with ya on that one, bubba. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

Share This Page