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Walking through the woods one day.........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. dontoe

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    While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon
    another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this
    he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing?" "I'm
    listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied."You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the
    other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
    jewelry, and car keys then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell
    happened to you? "He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
    sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear,
    and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
     
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    did everyone on the site get this e-mailed to them today?



    REEEEEEPOOOOOOST!!! this makes 3 times today.
     
  4. dontoe

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    Nooooooooooooooo...........:rolleyes:
     
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    Alright smart-ass :shame:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Great, now you started a trend.
     
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    :crazy: Thats sick and funny at the same time..:haha:
     

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