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Wanker of the Month nominations

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    It's been a while since we've elected an official Wanker of the Month. There was a time here in the Lounge when we all got together and **** on someone in the name of solidarity. I hereby announce that nominations for WOTM- March 2006 are officially open. You need to provide some evidence that proves your nomination is worthy of holding the coveted title.

    I'm gonna start:

    Corey 78K5- For outstanding efforts in the following categories:

    1. Brotherhood abandonment

    2. Questionable relocation practices

    3. Impersonating a heavy equipment operator

    4. Being a dink in general

    Who's next?
     
  2. Seventy4Blazer

    Seventy4Blazer 3/4 ton status

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    me....

    only reason needed... cus im me... : lol :
     
  3. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Bubba

    -He lives in OK.

    -He's into sheep. :crazy:

    -He's the type of guy that'd give me a cavity search if he pulled me over.

    -He's the type of guy that'd enjoy giving me a cavity search if he pulled me over.

    -He uses the words "colostomy", "napalm", and "ass" in the same sentence WAY too much. :haha:
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Uhmmmmm.......

    Surpip, for not loving me enough
     
  5. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    RJ, for bringing the wierd! and the honesty, which sometimes I find hard to distinguish between. Nothing against you :D just had to nominate someone
     
  6. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    allen


    cause he ditched us for a month.


    and it'll be funny when he gets home
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Hugs all around

    My arms ****ing hurt
     
  8. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    I am soooo with you in the corey thing,,,


    WHERE THE FOCK IS COREY?????????:confused:

    WHAT HAPPENED TO COREY?

    WHERE IS HE???????

    IS HE OK????????

    HOWS HIS KIDS, ETC?


    AND WHY THE FOCK,,,,,,

    isnt he in HERE?

    WHERE DID HE GO????????? DAMMIT CORREY!!!!!!!!!!!:o :crazy:

    WHERE ARE YOU?????????

    Im pissed and hurt, and wondering WTF is up with that whole deal just like you can can.:crazy:


    SO WHERE IS HE?????????
     
  9. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Brotherhood abandonment :haha: :bow:

    YOU HIT the nail on the head right there bro :haha: :D


    I say even if it diddnt work out as a "Heavy equipment operator " , who cares? He could always go back to the tow truck thing!!!!! Thats ok!!!!!:crazy:
     
  10. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    In that case, I must nominate you. No reason given because, well I don't need a reason:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  11. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Oh yeah, and he's leading the mexican invasion. :p:
     
  12. SkulzNBonz

    SkulzNBonz 1/2 ton status

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    Don't you mean shipmate? I'll second this nomination for a number of reasons.
    1) Little car
    2) Navy
    3) man boobs
    4) Cali native
    5) uses the term "wicked" way too much
    6) just a general PIA

    John
     
  13. sandawgk5

    sandawgk5 3/4 ton status

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    X3 cause he's a shipmate:D

    Ira
     
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    Since my wife hasn't let me touch her since the beginning of the year, I hereby nominate myself as "Wanker of the Month". I've got you all BEAT!:haha: :D
     
  15. beater_k20

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    there's my nomination. talk to him sometime. sometimes he's WAAAAY out there.:doah:
     
  16. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Rationing , oh man that sucks . I have certain acts rationed , I am gonna hate it when its ALL rationed :eek1:
     
  17. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    I'm with you brother, 64 days until due date.:doah:
     
  18. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    1. Wages a daily vegan crusade
    2. Posts little tiny pictures to emphasize stories
    3. Wanks carrots.

    :haha:
     
  19. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Wait a minute, what's the name of that guy who screwed up his wrist so bad he had to get a brace? I think that might be a pretty good wanker candidate.
     
  20. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    Mikey

    -hes from minnesota...i mean come on

    -he goes to college in south dakota...almost as bad as minnesota

    -he put forth the demagnetization curse upon someone elses toolbox

    -he drunk on here more then he is sober...wait thats a funny thing
     

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