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Wanna make your girl mad?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by divorced, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    I thought of this the other night... it worked great!

    I had to wait for my girlfriend to call...


    Me: Hello?
    Her: Hi.
    Me: Hey, I got someone on the other line, hold on a second...
    Her: Ok
    *wait a second to act like you switch to the other line*
    Me: hey baby, I gotta go, that's my girlfriend on the other li..
    Her: WHAT!?

    It was great! I acted like I had someone on the other line and had to switch over to tell them bye... but made it seem as if the phone didn't really switch... then started talking as if I had another girl on the other line. My girlfriend was PISSED!

    * I do not advocate this type of behavior, nor do I suggest you attempt the same prank. Angry women are mean*


    :haha:
     
  2. neverendingproject

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    I can prolly think of literally 1000 other things that would be better than being in a room with my girlfriend after I said that.
     
  3. camiswelding

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    and this is going to help you get what?
    warm lovin'???
    a good meal?
    a backrub?
    companionship?

    having fun making another person feel nervous?


    hmmmm... maybe not the best way to develop a relationship....

    Im certainly glad you DONT advocate it.... even in jest
     
  4. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I like having my stuff , I am not giving half of it away :thumb:
     
  5. theperfectgarage

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    Life is hard enough.

    I'll second that, I can piss my wife off w/o even trying, don't need any tips.:D
     
  6. divorced

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    I don't even get this stuff when I'm a good boy :o




    She knows I was joking though... I'm always messing with her. She's been with me for over 3 years now and doesn't have any plans to leave.... any time soon. :p:




    .
     
  7. SkulzNBonz

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    x2. I don't even have to say anything, and I can do it in under 1 second.

    John
     
  8. divorced

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    You guys are masters :bow: My girl hardly ever gets mad at me, and if she does it's only for a few minutes. Maybe if we were married it would be different?
     
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    hahaha.. sounds funny... but prob not funny to u married guys.. but yes.. quite funny....
     
  10. ryan22re

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    eh, i pull that crap on my wife all the time.

    ill be cleaning up the house and she'll say "wacha doin that for"
    "my girlfriend is coming over after you leave for work, so i wanted to straighten up."

    or, "im going to the mall. need to take jack (our two year old). gonna see about finding him a new momma."

    when i get back "did you find him a new momma?" me. "yep. found me one too. they're twins."
     
  11. divorced

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    That's funny, and I do that a lot too. I also give her sh!t about having another boyfriend all the time.

    Her: Thanks, you're so nice to me.
    Me: I'm a lot nicer than your other boyfriend, eh?

    I call her when I leave work and tell her to have her other man leave before I get home.

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  12. Z3PR

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    Better yet, have RODEO sex. That's where you say some other chicks name and see how long you can stay on.
     
  13. ryan22re

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    no thanks.

    i go pretty far when i am picking/messing around. i like my balls where they are.
     
  14. pauly383

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    That I can do , becasue she knows I'm joking . The phone thing though would get me a quick trip to the emergency room on the way to the lawyer :wink1:
     
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    I thought rodeo was when you lean forward over her shoulder and whisper lovingly... I have aids...
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha :D :haha: Im super tired and that made me laugh :haha: :D
     
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    Hollar out some other chick's name when you're having sex and see what happens, maybe her best friend's name, LOL.
     
  18. ryan22re

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    now that you mention it, i did say something like that to a girl i dated in high school. except it was her sisters name.

    didnt go well that night.
     
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    the wife and i go back and forth like that all the time....i also like to tell her shes the best wife ive ever had, and is way cooler than my girlfriend.:haha:
     

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