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wanted-someone else's wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ducttape114, Jul 3, 2003.

  1. ducttape114

    ducttape114 1/2 ton status

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    wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    family is out of town again. it was fun for a while but i am really missing coming home and having food waiting for me. errrrr. thanks for reading, that is all.
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    Ya,,, that's about all I miss from a wife... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif You can have the rest. Think I'll just hire a maid that sleeps with me... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

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    Ya,,, that's about all I miss from a wife... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif You can have the rest. Think I'll just hire a hooker that cooks... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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    fixed it
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    Sounds cleaner the other way ... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    Same boat as you. Parents have been gone for 5 days now and theres another 5 to go. I find that throwing grotesque amounts of parties helps ease the hunger pains. And when they come back in the morning, drink some more. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    if you own a grille... go to the store, pick up some boneless pork chops, a couple steaks and some boneless chicken breasts..season them all... cook, eat cold
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    We've got a freezer full of Elk hamburger and steak. I just keep forgetting to take them out. And I don't want to cook for 30 people at the party so I will live off of snacks for now.
     
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    Re: wanted-someone else\'s wife, daughter, or sister to make me dinner

    its not that theres no food, it just i dont want to cook it. yesterday i pulled a 10 hour day with no time for lunch. when i got home, i was to tired to make mac and cheese. this sucks. errrrrr
     

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