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WARNING BAD VIRUS!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DUKE, Apr 5, 2002.

  1. DUKE

    DUKE 1/2 ton status

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    Subject: Bad virus warning..Thought you needed to be on the alert! If
    As a computer tech, I unfortunatly found this virus on my companies systems, thought I would let you guys know before it gets to bad.

    you receive an email entitled "Bad Times, " delete it IMMEDIATELY READ
    ON... Do not open it. Apparently this virus is pretty nasty. It will not
    only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
    anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
    strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
    screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
    scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone
    auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into
    your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
    SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
    LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you
    are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
    Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
    behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
    It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
    only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
    changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
    undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of
    key sentences. If the "Bad Times" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
    environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
    plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
    the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
    your skim milk with whole milk. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
    ******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
    fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
    front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Dang I couldn't get to it in time,Whats that smell/forums/images/icons/wink.gif hehehehehe
     
  3. ChevyCaGal

    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    So that's what happened to my VCR..... /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  4. potato76

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    damn where is all my beer??????? /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     

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