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WARNING! Jokes about September 11, Extremely poor taste (and one bad word)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MaxCrack, Jan 7, 2002.

  1. MaxCrack

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    Hey I warned you, don't get mad at me...






    In a press conference at the White House today, President
    George W. Bush
    thanked the many stars of the music industry
    who had donated their time
    and talents to the production of
    this charity single.

    He said that he
    had listened to it and went on to warn the
    Taliban that if Osama bin Laden
    was not handed over, a
    Christmas remix single and album would follow.

    --It gets worse--
    ~~~~~~

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    New Yorkers, some of them can
    go through 110 stories in
    about 30 seconds.

    --Told ya--
    ~~~~~~

    FAA Announcement

    The Federal Aviation Authority in the US has just made this
    announcement :

    "We wish to announce that the inaugural 'Women Pilots' day
    was a complete failure, and will not be repeated".

    ~~~~~~

    Q. How many sides to a Pentagon?

    A. Four.

    ~~~~~~

    The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers:

    Dale Earnhardt.

    ~~~~~~

    Famous Last Words:

    "Look! Up in the sky!"

    "It's a bird!"

    "It's a plane!"

    "It's . . . oh F*CK, it IS a plane!!!"


    There's no situation in life so tragic that I can't look back on it and laugh, "Ha ha! Glad that didn't happen to ME!
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    As a man of humor, the first and last ones were good, but everything in between SUCK!!!!!!

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    Those are pretty bad...not funny at all!


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  4. MaxCrack

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    I kinda liked the pentagon one.

    There's no situation in life so tragic that I can't look back on it and laugh, "Ha ha! Glad that didn't happen to ME!
     
  5. MaxCrack

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    I agree, that the subject is not funny at all. I was and am horrified by what happened that day, but if you can read them as jokes without the emotions behind the tragedy, well, they amused me (four sides in a petagon...). Besides, I did warn you. Several times in fact.

    I hope the beatings I am sure to recieve for this are not too severe.


    There's no situation in life so tragic that I can't look back on it and laugh, "Ha ha! Glad that didn't happen to ME!
     
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    [​IMG]

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    What was that bump?
     
  7. ChevyCaGal

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    Hmmmmmmm

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  8. riz

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    <font color=purple> I found nothing funny in that !

    L8r,
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  9. muddin4fun

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    I thought 1, 4, 5, and the last one were funny. [​IMG]

    <font color=blue>Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.</font color=blue>

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  10. ChevyCaGal

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    Ditto....

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    Speaking of extreemly poor taste.....I cant help but to LMAO at a fat guy rubbin himself.Thats awful [​IMG]

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    Both yours and Steph's side pics are cracking me up![​IMG] Very clever!

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

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    that looks like chris farley!

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    It is Chris Farley...the episode where his has a dance off with Patrick Swazie (sp?) on SNL to be a Chip "n" Dale..


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    Chris Farley is awsome!!! Too bad he died [​IMG]

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  16. ChevyCaGal

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    Yup it is Chris Farley... and it is from SNL where he was dirty dancing. I saw it and had to have it... that guy was so funny. Too bad he messed himself up like that.... should have taken his own advice when he was doing his "I live in a van down by the river" act........

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    <font color=purple> I had the opportunity to meet Chris Farley at a a strip club in Chicago and he was out of control ! He stopped and signed his autograph for me and would have taken a picture but my camera was in the car. He was pretty lit up and funny as hell .......... He lived an extreme lifestyle that finally caught up to him ..........it's too bad to see anybody destroy themselves like that ! No matter who they are ...... he was a great talent.

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    perhaps I'm a sick sick individual, but I did have a smile come to my face on a few of those. flame away if you will,

    on another note, Chris farley was deffinately a good actor. really really good at going way overboard in his roles too, hehe

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  19. Msquared

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    Call me a heartless Bastard also, but I thought a couple were funny...
    What happened that day wasn't....



    -Marcus
    -Just me, trying to have fun
     
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    i thought some of em were funny as hell. Might as well call osama the winner if he killed your sense of humor.

    obviously what happened on 9/11/01 was not funny in any way shape or form but humor is always good.
     

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