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Warning! New Date Rape Drug! *Joke*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TXBIGFISH, Jul 25, 2002.

  1. TXBIGFISH

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    Police warn all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
    A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.
    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
    Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Speaking of such things, did y'all hear about that ole boy over in New Mexico that used a friggin bear tranquilyzer as a date rape drug?
     
  3. delta9blazer

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    why did he need to rape the bear? wasn't he good looking enough for the bear's taste?
     
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    I was a victim of this "beer" scam....don't let this happen to you. I ended up married with a child....oh the shame. I feel so....dirty.
     
  5. thatK30guy

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    "Rape a bear!!" /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Good one! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Probably liked them big and hairy, too! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  6. Blaze

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    Well, if the bear would have used this so-called "beer" then the guy might not have needed the tranquilizer!
     
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    [holding head and sobbing]..it's happened to me too...TWICE! I feel so used and taken advantage of! I feel like such a peice of meat....prime choice that is! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Feeling cheap and abused gives me wood! LOL! I think I'm hooked. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Seriously though, this guy is like a wildlife biologist or some nature something or another and his partner was female. Anyway, they were doing bear studies or something in New Mexico and he went gaga over her. Of course, instead of going about it the right way, he used some bear tranquilyzer in her drink. I guess the video he shot, including footage of him handing her a drink and adding the tranquilyzer got him convicted.
     

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