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was edited for posting, but still good for a laugh!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. gm4x

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    A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting
    on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a
    beer out of a cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,
    can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your "willie"
    touch your arse?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa
    said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
    A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little
    boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again,
    Grandpa asked, "Can your "willie" touch your arse?" The
    little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said "Then
    your not man enough to have a cigar."
    A little later, the little boy came out of the house
    with a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
    The boy asked "Can your "willie" touch your arse?"
    Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my "willie" can touch my arse!"
    The boy replied, "Then go screw yourself, Grandma
    made these cookies for me."

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