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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 16, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired of God "Where have you been?"

    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

    Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.;) :D :p: :haha:

     
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    You gett'em girl!
    It wouldn't be near as funny if it weren't true!
     
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    Sad but true....:haha: :haha:
     
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    You been to Washington State? It's like northern California, only with more Californian's.

    John
     
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    Eat me! :angry1:





    :haha:
     
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    hmmmm... i don't generally think so highly of my northern neighbors... i mean, come on, we've got the likes of UYB and TSGB up there!
     
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    I've only been here for a month and 10 days.


    Cheryle I'm sure You changed the State to make a funnay... :laugh:
     
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    Did you even read the joke???Go stand in the Cali for one week...:p:
     
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    Dood... the joke is actually a compliment to you Warsherfornians:p:

    p.s. It actually takes away the funnay when you have to explain the fookin' thing:doah:
     
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    Yes.. I'm a wreck...err wrecked. The white stuff focked me up.


    Plus the many beer's ... what I wanted to say didn't show up on the screen the riight way...




    Fock it... PAD
     
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    Careful missy, I hear of Washingtons complete assimalation in a few more years when a certain pink diffed Cali girl makes the scene...:D
     
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    I'm a wanker.. :p:

    I need to go to bed./
     
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    Come over tomorrow bring iceskates...And beer...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Goddamn just a little over a month there and he's already getting stoopid:haha:
     
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    I've had a profound affect....:haha:
     

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