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Watch out for these new viruses

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    >> Watch out for these new viruses - -
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    >> Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
    >>
    >> The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
    >> viruses of mass destruction.
    >>
    >> The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each
    >> time you turn it on.
    >>
    >> The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
    >> stored.
    >>
    >> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
    >>
    >> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
    >> re-counting.
    >>
    >> The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an
    >> old floppy.
    >>
    >> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
    >> e-mails everyone about what it did.
    >>
    >> The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
    >>
    >> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves...
    >> but will be back!
    >>
    >> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
    >>
    >> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
    >> then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
    >>
    >> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
    >>
    >> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
    >> doesn't care.
    >>
    >> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
    >> floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
    >>
     
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    TruckNutzDude 1/2 ton status

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif I like that!
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    GOOD ONE /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    hahahaha, thats great

    a little hard on our pal Reagan, but great nonetheless /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I thought those were real for a minute /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifthat hilarious /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     

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