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Water vs Wine

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevy305, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Water and Wine Education

    WATER
    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of
    Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1Kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, Vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through A distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

    WATER = Poop
    WINE = HEALTH

    Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!

    It is better to drink wine and talk **** than to drink water
    And be full of ****.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I
    Am doing it as a public service.
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    The "I'm helping my heart" excuse was wearing a little thin with the wife, this is great.
     
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    YAY, just what I need, another excuse to drink! :doah: My liver thanks you:confused: :haha:

    John
     
  4. CustomChevy

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    Escherichia Coli a.k.a e-Coli is indeed found in poop. it however is not actually poop.

    For anyone who cares, the sceintific name for poop is fecal chloride (spelling?)
     
  5. jekquistk5

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    I think we need a poop education thread
     
  6. CustomChevy

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    I second that.
     
  7. CustomChevy

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    Perhaps even .... a poop wiki
     
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    Everyone says I full of sh!t , and now they have sceintific proof !!!!
     
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