You know, sometimes this big bad Lounge is full of all kinds of interweb bullies and I sure would feel better and safer coming in here if my Mommy had her own membership so she could hang out and watch over me. She could hold my hand, wipe my ass, change my didees and make sure that some mean old elitist didn't talk down to me in any way no matter how much I talk directly out of my ass. That way there would always be someone there to make allowances and excuses for me so I never have to deal with the consequences of my own behaviour, and anyone who called me on it would have to deal with her. And if someone did make me cry and go home with my ball, she could call THEIR Mommy and straighten things out for us, and we could both have a sucker. P.S.: Don't flame me yet because my Mommy hasn't registered and I'm all alone here.