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We need a "Mommy Membership"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, May 16, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    You know, sometimes this big bad Lounge is full of all kinds of interweb bullies and I sure would feel better and safer coming in here if my Mommy had her own membership so she could hang out and watch over me.

    She could hold my hand, wipe my ass, change my didees and make sure that some mean old elitist didn't talk down to me in any way no matter how much I talk directly out of my ass. That way there would always be someone there to make allowances and excuses for me so I never have to deal with the consequences of my own behaviour, and anyone who called me on it would have to deal with her.

    And if someone did make me cry and go home with my ball, she could call THEIR Mommy and straighten things out for us, and we could both have a sucker.















    P.S.: Don't flame me yet because my Mommy hasn't registered and I'm all alone here.
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    My mom can whup your mom.
     
  3. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    that's not a very nice way to talk, they never would have allowed you to say that in "the good old days" of the Lounge.
     
  4. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    How about "yo mama's an astronaut"
     
  5. Jagged

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    rabble rabble rabble
     
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    Momma's boy:p:

    John
     
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    Don't forget the bearded ladies, they like to chase you home after you bean their kid in the head with a dirtclod.
     
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    GOOD IDEA! but, one requirement, mommy membership must NOT include admittance to the Pig Pen. we all need to hide our "internet dirty mags" from mommy, cuz she'll throw em all away. :(
     
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    My mommie has a message she wanted to relay.

    0545.jpg

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  10. sweetk30

    sweetk30 professional hooker Premium Member

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    i will pay her membership dues if she is a milf.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    WTF?? did i miss????:haha: been reading all the anti this and anti that posts.???:laugh:
     
  12. gjk5

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    You gotta get permission from your Mommy to post in this thread brother.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Well what if you live in Vegas and your Mommy can't find time to hold your internut and walk the streets at the same time.I fear there may be more whining to come. I mean it's just not fair for the latchkeytard thats trying to brandish weapons and hate latinos while his Momma has one in her mouth...It's just not fair I tell ya...:whistle:
     
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    I am confused, is it a weapon or a Latino in the mommie's mouth?:haha: :haha:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    It depends on what side of the border and if it's lunch time or breakfast...:D
     
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    Holy subtlety, Batman!
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Oh I'm good huh???:haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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