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weird thinking by riz

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by riz, May 16, 2002.

  1. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> I've been thinking of weird crap as of late ........ like my detective name /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif........... and today I was thinking ...........

    If you were to take a 200lb. man and turn him in to liquid, no chunks, the consistency of milk .......... How many units of fluid would he make ?

    It sounds gross or like I'm trying to get rid of a body, but it's a simple math problem .......... If he was 200lbs. of solid weight ..... how many .... let's say gallons of fluid would he be ?

    It's like a block of ice I guess ...... A 100 lb. block of ice would contain how many gallons of water ?

    What do you all think ??
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    anyone ever tell you you ar very starnge??????? lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Put down the crack pipe and step away from the table.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Shame on the bakensoda/cola rocks !!!!
     
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    I think that it would be pretty hard to turn a body into the consistincy of milk.
    Unless ya bone the meat and crushed the bones into powder and then cooked it all in a big vat and rendered it down.
    I would imagine that you could get it all in 2 or 3 5 gallon pails.
    But it would be more like the consistency of glue not milk.
    Now if ya were to take a roller, how many square feet would it cover?
    And if you could get it to the consistency of milk and could spray it how much would it cover?
    Hmm food for thought.
     
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    Y'all are freakin me out! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I say 10 gallons, water is about 8lbs per gallon so I figure the human body to be about 20lb's per gallon, if you need any help on fully disposing of the body let me know and remember try not to get blood every where.....
     
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    Usually its best to get the economy roll of garbage bags and just line the whole trunk with them. That blood is tough to get rid of.
     
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    I kinda like the hog feed grinder method, Through the offending body (preferibly still alive) in a hog feed grinder with feed. The piggies will eat everything except the teeth. Cleans up with a hose real easy. Pitch teeth in river
     
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    No kidding freaky stuff.... I am rethinging Blazerfest.... or at least I will bring my .22 then if the liquid human thing comes up I can rest easy they'll go after Chaz or something and not me LOL /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    I merely get annoyed when shot with .22's. Then I get kinda ticked when hit with .38's and larger. Shoot my beer? THEN WE GOT PROBLEMS!!
     
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    If I do a crotch shot with my .22 then trust me you will be more then annoyed with it.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    In the immortal words of my buddy Joe..."DANG!"
     
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    In a similar vain, how long could a body survive if the skin were skillfully and meticulously removed, as so not to cause much excess bleeding? Or if all material in the neck were removed except veins, throat, and other vitals?
    My excuse for this line of thinking will be: "I've been playing the new Resident Evil game for the last 2 hours!"
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    hmmm, surgically removing musculature and then cauterizing the wound so it wont bleed, you are one sick puppy.../forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    I'm not sure about the others, but If you took the bones and muscles from the throat I think death would come really quick. Your head would flop over and you'd cut off circulation and your airway, it'd be like choking yourself.
     
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    The person sick enough to do such a thing would surely find a way to support the neck to prolong suffering.
    Also, how does everyone feel about the cutting off of eyelids?
     
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    I dont think you could turn bone to liquid without needing to put some other kind of liquid chemical to liquify it with it. Therefore you would have to remember how much that chemical was and subtract it from your total gallons.
     
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    <font color=blue> See that's what I was thinking too ........ To get the consistancy of milk, you'd have to use a damn strong liquid of some sort then subtract that total to get the end result ????
     

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