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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jul 10, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it!"
     
  2. bigyellowjimmy

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    that would seem to be the general train of thought in todays GENERATION X society!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  4. Stomper

    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    Good one /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

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    Thats harsh to say to the poor guy.
     
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    Let's you and me send him a card buddy! Anyone have his address?
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif RJ, this thread is a joke!
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif RJ, this thread is a joke!

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    Thank you captain obvious. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Here's you buddy:

    "Hahahaha, the chicken, it crossed the road to get to the other side, the obvious outcome of any succesful road crossing! Ahhh the jest you make involves myself! I stood here thinking of the deeper more meaningful reasons for the chickens motives for crossing the road, beyond the simple act itself, ha! What whit! What humour! Huzzah! I had thought the chicken may be crossing to help a friend, or perhaps go to a nice field, but no! Hahahaha!"
     
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    First, I don't say, and i don't know what "huzzah" means.
    Secondly, I love that joke, so I know the right answer /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Here's you buddy:

    "Hahahaha, the chicken, it crossed the road to get to the other side, the obvious outcome of any succesful road crossing! Ahhh the jest you make involves myself! I stood here thinking of the deeper more meaningful reasons for the chickens motives for crossing the road, beyond the simple act itself, ha! What whit! What humour! Huzzah! I had thought the chicken may be crossing to help a friend, or perhaps go to a nice field, but no! Hahahaha!"

    [/ QUOTE ] Is it possible that the chicken could be a thrill seaker and wants too see how close it can get too being ran over by our trucks ??? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Yes it is very possible. Maybe he is trying to throw fishing line around our bumpers and go hang gliding from the bumper /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Here's you buddy:

    "Hahahaha, the chicken, it crossed the road to get to the other side, the obvious outcome of any succesful road crossing! Ahhh the jest you make involves myself! I stood here thinking of the deeper more meaningful reasons for the chickens motives for crossing the road, beyond the simple act itself, ha! What whit! What humour! Huzzah! I had thought the chicken may be crossing to help a friend, or perhaps go to a nice field, but no! Hahahaha!"

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    I think it was to prove to the opossum that it could be done.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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