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Well, I almost had a bad wreck

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by muddin4fun, Feb 8, 2002.

  1. muddin4fun

    muddin4fun 3/4 ton status

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    During lunch today, I'm driving down a little two lane road headed towards my house. It's a busy road...right in the middle of town, but the road was made for Model T's, so it's real narrow. Speed limit is 30. I'm going about 30 and someone going the oposite way, about 10 feet in front of me, starts turning. All of the sudden, this black car jumps from behind the guy and passes him!!!! On a friggen two lane with me right there and it's double stripes!!!! She had to be going 40!!! I slam the brakes on and the stupid b*tch (sorry, I'm pissed) misses me by inches and zooms off! My chilli dog flys from the seat and is upside down on the floor so all the cheese and chilli is on the package now [​IMG]. @#%@&%@(#% WTF was her problem!!!! If I was in the camaro, I would have run her @ss down and let her have it!
    As if I wasn't pissed off enough, I get to work and was telling my boss about it. He gives me a blank stare and points to some stuff on my desk and says, "Are you going to have that done today?"
    @#%&(#@&#%@#
    Inconsiderate bastard! [​IMG]

    moral of the story, don't do what that dumb bit...uh...lady did and when someone is telling you about their almost really bad accident (cause her car would have gone under my truck and my truck would have rolled on top of her car, killing her after it rolls on her, then flip on it's side...bad....very bad....) treat them like a flippin human who just had the $hit scared out of them!!!! [​IMG]

    WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE!!!!! [​IMG]

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  2. Emmettology 101

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    Dang, Thank god for good brakes and fast reflexes! You should have chased her down in the K5 and then when she stopped, crushed her car! [​IMG]

    Glad to hear you and Joleen are ok!

    A moment of silence for the Chili dog ***************************** Amen.... [​IMG]

    Mike

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  3. muddin4fun

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    LMAO!!! Thanks! I needed that!

    Poor chilli dog!

    <font color=green>Can't sleep...the clown will get me</font color=green>

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  4. Emmettology 101

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    [​IMG] should have had that hting wearing a seat belt! LOL

    How could that lady not see you K5 coming the other way, she must have been completely blind!

    Mike

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  5. muddin4fun

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    just another idiotic college student with mommies money

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  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Oh no. If some flippin SOB did that to me and killed my chili dawg, it's hot pursuit time. Chase down, stop and precede to assault said SOB with said dead dawg. Nobody fornicates with Bubba Ray's food!!!!

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux,
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  7. NoAngel

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    You crack me up!!![​IMG]

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  8. ChevyCaGal

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    Poor chili dog, never even had a chance to live before it's short life was snuffed out... [​IMG]

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  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I'm serious!!! Messing with a man's food is like messing with a man's wife.

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  10. muddysub

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    thank you! i would have turned around and chased her down, especially in the suburban.

    --Scott, 1989 GMC Suburban 2500 4" lift, 36" TSLs
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    thank you! i would have turned around and chased her down, especially in the suburban.

    --Scott, 1989 GMC Suburban 2500 4" lift, 36" TSLs
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    OH! Dang it! I got caught!!!!

    Oh chit! I forgot to do a progress report!!!

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    As if I wasn't pissed off enough, I get to work and was telling my boss about it. He gives me a blank stare and points to some stuff on my desk and says, "Are you going to have that done today?"
    @#%&amp;(#@&amp;#%@#
    Inconsiderate bastard!

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    LOL...




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  15. K5Jimmy

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    Betcha almost peed down both legs when ya saw yer Chili dog bite the dust...er.....floormat.......(got this picture in my head of you gettin' cheese 'n chili on yer nose as you lick yer lunch off the wrapper).........glad you 'n Joleen are ok......

    Stuck?...Hell no..I still got some gas left..
     
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    Try to envision the other drivers face as the chili dog if you'd hit her... That should make you feel better about being in Joleen...

    Glad you avoided it!!

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  17. MT ZION

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    What do you mean by Chili is on the package now?
     
  18. greg83k5

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    she meant that the sanctity of the chilicheesedog was violated...due to molecular physics ( or a cruel god, you decide) the chili, once in contact with the wrapping, shed its outermost layer to the wrapper itself when it was freed.... of course a more disasterous situation is the cheese wrapper contact, the more viscous nature of cheese tends to result in a significantly larger amount of it parting ways with the hotdog in favor of the wrapper..... in certain situtations, say when the cheese is molten on chili and therefor having no real bond to the hotdog save the outermost edges touching the bread, you could face total cheese loss..... but this is a rare, though still terrifying situation...

    i spilled a 44oz tea into the passenger floorboard of my toyota the other day, and that was one of the times the seatbelt tensioner worked, and had me rocking back and forth like i had a seizure, trying to get the slack in the belt to reach down and get my precious tea before the carpet got it all.....

    * keep the greasy side down *
     
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    That's down-right criminal!!! A chili-dawg is a terrible thing to waste!

    behemoth K5
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    than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
     
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    Just about piled one up today too..
    Test driving a 2000 Tahoe, out of the corner of my eye, I saw two girls walk out of a store..holding-hands. I took a double take and missed the light turning red (4-way street). My eyes zero in on this Jeep Cherokee pulling out in front of me and........
    I did a ABS check and hooked it to the right- takeing the turn- Boogied on down the street like I ment to do that...[​IMG]

    Just between me and the guy in the Jeep- It was close....Yikes...

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