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went shooting with John again

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    I asked him why there are no paper targets of Chuck Norris
    he said "thats because the Chuck Norris target would throw the bullets back at you"


    :dunno: makes sence to me:dunno:



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  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Chuck Norris was seen making some snow men the other day. Some other guy built a snow man next to Chuck's. Bad idea.

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    I still dont understand how chuck never ripped them butt tight jeans doing all them crazy kicks. Either that or really seriously damadged something .:D
     
  4. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Wonder no more!

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  5. surpip

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    damn work
    red x's
     
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    should be chuck norris would roundhouse kick the bullets back at you!
     
  7. SkulzNBonz

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    I see all this hype about Chucky, but Bruce Lee kicked his ass:D

    I wouldn't mind some Chuck Norris targets, or maybe targets of the writers of "Walker, Texas Ranger". Talk about bad.

    John
     
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    Chuck Norris is our homie and homie don't play that:D
     
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    The writers or "Walker, Texas Ranger" were decimated with a roundhouse kick to the face.
     
  10. roadnotca

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    Great pic, goes great with the Christmas Lights rendered Deer.
     
  11. SkulzNBonz

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    Yeah, but I bet Chucky wouldn't have been throwin' back any of that 3" mag 00 buck. My shoulder is bruised like a mother.:( :D :haha: :haha:

    John
     
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    no he would chew them up and spit them at you
    and than you would get a roundhouse kick to the face for pissing him off.
     
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    Riiiiigght. I vaguely remember "someone" saying "That dam gun makes me feel like my nose is going to start bleeding when you shoot that thing", and that was just the .357.:D Magnum power, beotches. Chuck Norris is a pussy.:D

    John
     
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    Uhhh, kind of off the wall here, but my .S&W 357 3.5" was horrible compared to my Taurus M44 .44M

    Yeah, uh, just thought I'd say that
     
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    .44 Mag? "The most (well used to be) powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off ". Well, that's King Kong compared to Bigfoot. When shooting against a .40 and .45, the Magnum rules the day, regardless of .357 or .44. Yep, I'm the man.:haha: Chuck Norris is a pinoche' compared to me.:haha: :haha:

    John
     
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    more horrible:D thank you sir, may I have another
     

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