I went to pick up a timing light...couldnt find one in the tool section. i went up to the counter and asked two of the guys that worked there. they both looked at me with blank stares..."timing light...isnt that for the transmission or something..." i said "no, its a tool to check your ignition timing..." the guy looks at me and says well if you need a light we sell flashlights" Not that i expected anymore but its still funny. So without saying another word i go to turn around to go back and look in the tool aisle again and notice the timing lights behind the counter. so i casually walk back and grab it. the guys says "hey you cant come back here" as i walk by. I ignore him grab the light and walk to the register. the guy came over to me and said "you werent allowed back there" I looked at him and said that he shouldnt be either. he just looked at me in awe and then walked away...it was quite funny.