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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by iwaxmyjimmy, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. iwaxmyjimmy

    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    WET PANTS



    Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a
    sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
    The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."
    He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
    The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!" Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.

    All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"
    Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,"You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."







    May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good. Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
    Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right
    now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.
    This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.


    The prayer:

    Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I
    care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit
    at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your
    grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their
    homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. Amen.


    (If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four "4" people, you are truly blessed).



    Just an Email, I got from my mama, that I thought was pretty good.
     
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    Very nice!
     
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    I got that in an email yesterday.
     
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    What if little Tommy ****s himself?
     
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    Mud wrestling?
     
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    chocolate pudding faux pas?
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Awww, now why'd ya have to go and ruin a good moment?

    Still a good post IwaxmyJimmy
     
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    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I'm a jerky.
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Jerky boy::haha: :haha: :haha:

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    You talkin' to me, eh sizzlechest?
     

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