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What does Chevrolet Stand for...?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ryan B., Sep 7, 2003.

  1. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

    Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips


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    Alright lets hear some good ones.... /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif Theres gotta be more... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  2. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    Me thinks you picked the wrong board for that one! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    GMC = Gotta Mechanic Coming.

    I don't know any others for Chevrolet though./forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif

    Rene
     
  4. 75-K5

    75-K5 3/4 ton status

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    GMC = Gay Man's Cruiser or Great Man's Cruiser
     
  5. 89GMCSuburban

    89GMCSuburban 1/2 ton status

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    GMC = Gay Man's Chevy

    Those Ford and Dodge boys always have a hard time with the Chevy's, but the GMC's, I guess, are easier.
     
  6. Ddragggon

    Ddragggon 1/2 ton status

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    Hyundai: Hope You Understand, Nothing's Driveable, and Inexpensive.

    Chevrolet stands for: better than you.
     
  7. MUDNUTT

    MUDNUTT 1/2 ton status

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    ford: found on russian dump /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Car Acronyms

    ACURA:
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America


    AMC:
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    A Man's Car
    A Miss Conception
    All Muscle Car
    All Most Car
    Annoying Mechanics Constantly
    Automotive Mental Cruelty


    AUDI:
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    All Unnecessary Devices Installed


    BMW:
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring Many Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    Bavarian Manure Wagon


    BUICK:
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King


    Camaro:
    Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
    Can't America Make A Real One?
    Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
    Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often


    CHEVROLET:
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology


    DODGE:
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive


    EDSEL:
    Every Day Something Else Leaks
    Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

    FIAT:
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony
    Fix It All the Time
    Found In A Toilet
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD:
    Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
    Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
    Found Out-Right Dangerous
    Future Of Racings Delight
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
    (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
    LTD:
    Lacks Total Dependability
    Lots To Do
    Looses Transmissions Daily

    GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

    GM:
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus
    Good Money
    Goofy's Manufacturing
    Gone Mental


    GMC:
    Grief & Misery Combined
    Garage Man's Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car
    God Made Chevy
    Good Moron Car
    Got Mine Cheap
    Get My Checkbook
    Gone Mad Corp.


    GTO:
    Gas, Tires, Oil
    Get Tools Out
    Get To Onramp
    Good To Own
    Get The Others
    Generally Trashed Out
    Good Time Out
    Gone To Overdrive


    HONDA:
    Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
    PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes


    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    JEEP:
    Just Eats Every Part
    Just Empty Every Pocket
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
    Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts


    KIA:
    Kick It Around
    Kick It Again
    Killed In Action


    LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MG:
    Money Guzzler
    Mostly Garaged
    Major Goof
    MGB: Might Go Backwards
    MGB: Might Go, But . . .
    MGB: Motor Going Bad
    MGF: Might Go Forward


    MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

    MOPAR
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs
    Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
    More Often Parts Are Replaced


    MUSTANG:
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
    Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
    Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO


    OLDSMOBILE:
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


    PINTO:
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    Put In New Transmission Often
    Pushed In Neutral Too Often


    PONTIAC:
    Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac


    PORSCHE:
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough


    SAAB:
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards


    SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

    TOYOTA:
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid


    TRIUMPH:
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!


    TR: Tools Required

    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW:
    Vintage Wreck
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  9. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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  10. gokartergo

    gokartergo 3/4 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    BMW ..... Bunch Money Wasted..
     
  11. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Fumes...whoever you ripped that off of forgot at least one.

    AMC...Alcoholics Making Cars

    Rugger03 told me that one...gotta give credit where credit is due./forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Rene
     
  12. Ryan B.

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  14. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Someone on here posted it before... so I searched the internet for a few minutes and found it, some good stuff... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  15. 4X4HIGH

    4X4HIGH 1 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Let me add one to the
    SAAB:
    Sorry Ass Auto Builder
     
  16. TXsizeK5

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    GMC: Generic Made Chevy


    But I'm sure everyone's heard that one before.

    What about "Gay Male's Car?" lol /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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