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What happened to all the jokes?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 84gmcjimmy, May 23, 2004.

  1. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    I haven't seen any joke posts for at least a week.

    I'll stop the chaos and start one...

    What did the guy octypus say to the girl octypus...?











    Can I hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand! /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
  2. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    What do you get if you cross a computer with a prostitute ??? A f_cken know it all !!!!!
     
  3. BranndonC

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    oldie from ck5, but i still laugh...


    Why did the crow fly south for the winter?






































    (in best crow voice)
    Cause! Cause! Cause! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. 84gmcjimmy

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  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Here's a gay joke from captain gay rights himself!



    Why is being gay so tragic?



















































    Cause you always get it in the end!












































































    Or at least a good hard shot to the mouth!














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  6. 84gmcjimmy

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    Whos captain gay /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    Captain gay rights, me, who apparently likes to defend gay marriage
     
  8. 84gmcjimmy

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    Oooh, so people on here call you captain gay rights because you defended gay rights? That's odd /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Beggining Joke Theory


    Why is a pool table green?
    You'd be green too if someone racked your balls!

    We can countinue this theory into more genital nature jokes with

    Why is a firetruck red?
    (yanked on your hose)

    And to a lesser extent
    Why is peter pan green
    (hit your Peter with a Pan)

    Moving from that area into mock character names

    What is green ad flies through the air?
    Superpickle!

    What is green and sings?
    Elvis Parsely!

    ****ring***

    Ok class is over

    I want a 3 page report on chicken crossing the road joke history, theory, and structure
     
  10. 84gmcjimmy

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    You couldn't get a 3 page thing for the chicken joke... unless you write in large writing /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Yah you could, it's the most adapted joke ever

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side
    becasue they were building a KFC on that location
    because it was infested with vampires
    because it was really pissing him off
    because he was done with it

    Then there's alternative characters

    Why did the tukey cross the road?

    because it was stapled to the ckicken
    because it was [darn] the chicken
    because the chicken called in sick
    because it wanted to be like the chicken

    The onto wierd stuff like

    Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

    because it didn't have enough guts!


    And on and on and on and on and on and onnnnnnn
     
  12. 84gmcjimmy

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    Wow, I never heard of all those, I just heard of the chicken one, and how did the gum cross the road, (the chicken stepped on it) I guess I need to do some research
     
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    Time for a Blonde Joke-

    Blonde vs Blonde


    A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding.

    The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license.

    The blonde driver asked, "What does a driver's license look like?" as she
    searched through her purse.

    The blonde cop said, "It's a little thingy with your picture on it."

    The blonde driver pulled out her powder compact, opened it, looked in the
    mirror and handed it to the blonde officer.

    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the blonde and said,

    "You silly girl! Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer, we could
    have avoided all of this!"
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