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what is the nuttiest thing your wife,husband,girlfriend,etc. has said?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by boggerless, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    last spring my wife came back from the grocery store and it was real windy. she walked in the door with a few bags so i went to help her and noticed the sceen door was not shut.so i said please pull it shut so the wind doesn't break the door. " but i'm going right back out" she said.:confused: :haha: :haha: i asked if she made a deal with the wind to stop blowing until she was done?!:dunno: :haha: :haha:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    A month after Fumes Jr. was born...."Pull out, pull out ,the condom just broke and we don't want another one just like you"...Although,I'm not quite sure what she meant by that?
     
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    :haha::haha::haha: haha now thats funny
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    "I'm sick of all those Blazers on the side yard, can't you get rid of them?"
     
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    I think the best thing, not the nuttiest, I said to my wife was "Pack your $h!t and get out!" when I finally told her to move out of my home when we decided to get divorced. :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    "thank you for not peeing on me"
     
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    Does this dress make me look fat????:confused: :confused:
     
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    And your answer, without looking at her, "yes, it does." :haha:
     
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    Not a saying but an action.

    In our younger days she once picked up a full size wingback chair and hucked it down the stairwell at me. :haha:

    This is a girl that's only 5'6 and petite.
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Kim's pretty feisty, so I could tell plenty of stories about her, but here's one that always makes me laugh:

    Back before we were married, we were in a pizza joint with a few friends, having a good time. I was being a little loud, and the girl at the next table kept shaking her head at me and giving me dirty looks. I finally told her to chill out and she started flipping out at me. Kim let her finish, pulled her chair out a bit, calmly turned around, and, with the sweetest expression on her face, said "Go home, you little c**ty bitch.":yikes:

    The girl's eyes got about as wide as the large pizza she was eating, and I swear to God my one buddy stopped breathing for a couple of seconds. Let's just say we went back to having a good time, and the girl never looked my way again.
     
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    The standard comeback to that is "I dont think it is the dress":D

    Ira
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: dood THAT is funny.my wife says stuff like that also?i always tell her "hey you knew before you married me".:laugh:
     
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    :yikes: :yikes: heaven forbid!!:haha: :haha:
     
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    that must have felt good to say? after 3 years with this one girl i tried to bite my tounge. but when i finally snaped and said what i really felt, it was like a weight was taken off.:laugh:
     
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    who said that and why?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    OOOOOOO!!! scarry.sometimes honesty is NOT the best policy.:D
     
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    :haha: :haha: she does not sound like someone to mess with!! i once joked with my wife as we were argueing. i said why don't we get a divorce? i was on my arse before i knew it!!:rotfl: :rotfl: i went over a weight bench and into the big tool box.:haha: i was covered in rakes and shovels. note to self( wifey ain't got the same sense of humor).:laugh:
     
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    They get crazy when they think your flirting. As I remember she jumped down those same stairs onto my back and gave me some fists to the head. :D
     
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    WHOA KIMCAN!!!taken care o buisness.:haha: :haha:
     
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    Sooo what'd you do to merit getting chaired?
     

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