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what is up with my freaking sox?!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by colbystephens, Oct 18, 2006.

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sox go into/thru:

  1. the worm hole

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  2. the drain

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  3. who cares, i wear holey sox on my wang as a pig-in-the-blanket warmer.

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  1. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    it drives me crazy. i buy a new package or two of sox, and as a couple months go by, i am left with nearly no sox left. i put them on in the morning, go thru my day, take them off at nite and put them in the hamper. which one of you asses is stealing my sox?! :mad: only nice thing about it is i get to buy new ones and there's nothing better than putting on a brand new sock. :wink1:
     
  2. Beast388

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    Tell me about it......add three kids to the mix......it gets REALLY fun at that point.:doah: :doah: ;)

    We buy socks all the time.:mad:
     
  3. colbystephens

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    its funny b/c my wife hardly wears sox ever, but somehow the only sox i can find are the 4 pairs she owns.
     
  4. uberbeans

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    It is a well known fact that socks when placed in a dark space like a washing machine and mixed with soap and water open up a wormhole to the sock dimension. What isn't well known is that socks are actually designed with opposite polarities that actually pushes one of the socks in question into this dimension and leaves the other in the machine. Cool, huh?
     
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    I always thought the sock monster lived in the dryer :dunno: :1zhelp:
     
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    i had a dog that loved to see if the socks would grow in the back yard. missing a sock, go outside and look around in the dirt.
     
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    When I was living in an appt building that had the 1.75 laundry machines I developed the habbit of never washing socks. Insted I just threw them out, and every sunday visited the GT (kinda link a low rent walmart in canada) and got an 8 pack of new socks for 4$.


    New socks EVERY day can really change a mans outlook on life.
     
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    i've considered that. :D
     
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    I lost 9 pairs of socks in a week. On the flipside, new socks are awesome. I enjoy telling people that I'm wearing new socks. They tell me I'm weird, but I know that deep down inside them, they know exactly where I'm coming from.
     
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    thanks for the new socks
    well slightly used
     
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    I wear my socks till you can see through em, buy a new package of like 6 pairs, and wear them every damn day until they are so worn out, it aint worth it anymore......:rolleyes:
     
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    That takes the fun out of wearing socks, Chris. Why would you want to take the fun out of something? Are you an anarchist? Do you hate kittens?
     
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    What do you guys do with your extra socks after the other one enters the wormhole? Mix and match? Weiner warmer? I gotta know.
     
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    mix and match, i dont care at all if my socks match
    or ill use them as a rag in the garage
     
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    yes I hate kittens, yes I am an anarchist, and I love taking the fun out of things, just ask nerraw117
     
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    Do you put your kittens in your left over socks?:confused:
     
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    I know you hate kittens, you and nutsack kill them all the time. Together.
     
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    From those in the know . The Gods Honest truth about socks :D

    Sometimes they can get thrown up over the top , and down into the inner tub . Then they get pumped out down the drain sometimes .

    I am not making this up . Techs show me pumps they removed with socks in them all the time .


    BTW , sometimes the dryer heating elements burn out whgen underwires get into the little air holes and into the heater .
     
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    u know it
     
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    Rock out with your Sock out!!!
     

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