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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 3, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Okey dokey? Do you figure that's why the crazy lady down the street had so many cats? Maybe she had ceremonies by herself in her own house.:dunno:
     
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    That is definitly different. Maybe I will marry my pet ant :haha:
     
  4. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I dunno. A dolphin's snout, however, is quite phallic. And none of his buddies in the pool would question him if he smelled like fish.........:whistle:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Adds new meaning to the term "flogging the dolphin"........
     
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    Oh man quit talking bad about Tj :wink1:
     
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    Steve... when are you going to learn...
     
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    I don't see Sled Dogs honeymoon with a hedgehog going well! :doah:
     
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    no need for her to risk serious injury with the dolphins snout... dolphins frequently show divers their "finger of friendship" (hippies came up with that name, not me!). She could prolly get some action if she wanted too. This is where marriage for anyone and everyone is going... mark my words. If a court ever says mariage is a right you'll have beastiality freaks marrying horses, 40 year old men marrying 12 year old boys and god knows what other weird **** I dont even want to think about.

    j
     
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    ...and if we keep our guns and have that right afirmed it'll mean we'll be driving tanks and have nuclear missles !!!
     
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    That dolphin's snout's pretty big, she probably would hurt herself, but it'd be the only way. I've read that dolphin mating is very, very brief, they only go at it for a few seconds before it's over with, but they do do it belly-to-belly like we do.
     
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    Well, some of us do it stomach to stomach...there are other ways. :grin:
     
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    heh, i can think of SOOOO many different positions... i've been with a gymnast. :D
     
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    I'd prefer belly-to-belly the most though, because then you can keep kissing! I don't think doggie-style is as good, because you can't see her face.
     
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    People are weird. And stupid.
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    And you're basing this on what? :dunno:

    I'm gonna give you a valuable life lesson here, brother. You can take it or leave it, but I suggest you read the following sentence and try your best to learn from it:

    Sometimes things are better left unsaid.

    That is all.
     
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    Dolphin sex would literally kill a person for reasons I won't go into
     
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    The very fact that you have some reason to know this scares me.:grin:
     
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    In seeking knowledge, sometimes you have to walk strange paths
     
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    Does this work?:D
     

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