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What pets say

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    What Pets Say While Watching Humans Have Sex

    Dog: "Oh, God, not again. Let's turn the hose on them."

    Dog: "Great, there goes the urge to drink out of the toilet."

    Cat: "Y'know, if I didn't have a tail, I'd try that."

    Dog: "I've heard about that position -- it's called 'human style.'"

    Sheep: "It's just a phase. He'll be back."

    Dog: "How strange -- why would you want someone else to lick it for you?"

    Rabbits: "Amateurs!"

    Dog: "Geez, they have to look at each other's *faces* while
    they're doing that??"

    Dog: "Let's hop on and make it a conga line!"
     
  2. riz

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    <font color=blue> Good ones !
     

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