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What sex are they?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, May 25, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    WHAT SEX ARE THEY??

    ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.


    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

    SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

    SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

    but it's handy to have around.

    REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this:
    it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
     
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