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What the hell?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MTChevy, Sep 29, 2006.

  1. MTChevy

    MTChevy 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    OK,,, im finding girls left and right here in college, they all do their deal, but the majority of them are uugly... why can i only get the ugly ones? then its hard for me to say, well hey your ugly im in college, time to find more girls. My roomates call me the pimp but these are the kinda girls that can make a banana rot. so how do i get the good lookin ones? Im just a college kid lookin for a good time. I mean, im not a shallow dude but school is a time in a mans life to screw off! but i have met one good looker that drives a cummins. and there was another tonite that wanted to meet me. she wasnt that bad looking and she was military, i thought she was gonna beat my ass. The other i thought was gonna eat me... How do i get the friendly good lookin ones? help CK5, your my only chance
     
  2. 66chev

    66chev Registered Member

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    Im living with MTChevy and the man is right. Please help.:(
     
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    You're screwed.:haha: :haha:
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Run to the mirror...
     
  5. MTChevy

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    fumes, you know the answer to everything.... seems its whiskey but it seems to be the right answer
     
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    And what is wrong with this?
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I'd hit ya with a DUHHHHHHHHHHH, but you seem to be the only one who's gotten it so far...You move on to the next level young weed hopper...:bow:
     
  8. MTChevy

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    well, it would take a lot of fumes medicine to make it right... and i cant afford it
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The minute your banana gets wet, it doesn't matter what she looks like......:deal:
     
  10. MTChevy

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    but the crap you get from your roomates for days on end afterwards does:doah: :doah: :haha: good advice can, i think you helped me out there.:laugh: :D :haha:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgad man, so long as there are a multitude of plastic grocery bags around and you can finish quickly enough before suffocates....:D
     
  12. MTChevy

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    wow....:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I say it again.

    But hey, the ugly ones need love too. You're taking one for the team. Don't judge a book by it's cover. As long as she has a good personality.....Just like a moped, you can have fun as long as your friends don't see you.
     
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    but thats the problem.. these wimminz could slap my ass around!
     
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    Yep. Thats a problem.
     
  16. MTChevy

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    im scared
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Are your roomates getting any? If not, they have NOTHING to say......:deal:

    Let's put it this way, brother: 15 years from now, when you're happily married and in a stable relationship, you'll look back to these times and realize how stupid you were passing up on easy tail when it was falling in your lap. Ask me how I know.....:doah:
     
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    Not if their face is buried in a pillow...........:whistle:
     
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    roomates are getting none... ok, im officially gonna get my poop in a group and ... well i dont know yet but im gonna do it
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :bow:
     

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