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What we have here is a failure to communicate

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MaxPF, Nov 23, 2006.

  1. MaxPF

    MaxPF 1/2 ton status

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    Check out this classified ad:
    $10,000
    06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000
    Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
    2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f*** you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (xxx) xxx-xxxx

    Apparently this poor bastard doesn't understand women very well :haha:
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: I didn't think my wife had any female relatives....
     
  3. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Mine too!
     
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    thats effin hilarious...
     
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    i literally just fell out of my chair!:haha:
     
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    I just read this to all the people in the room.

    The guys... One spit beer, one laughed to hard he farted, one fell to a knee laughing his arse off and I could hardly read it the second time to the crowd.

    The women... All of them said... It serves him right that stupid idiot (paraphrased, but you get the jist)
     
  8. southernspeed

    southernspeed 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Guess he didn't read the small print when he got married! Silly boy!!!
     
  9. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    Or,
    read between the lines:
    I rode the wee out of it for 2000mi, rolled back the odometer and need a good excuse as to why I'm selling it so early.
     
  10. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    LOL:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: man, i haven't laughed that hard in a long time.:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  11. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    you didn't read it to me Lee and i was on the phone with you.:haha: :haha: i see what side my bread is buttered one.
     

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