Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

What would you do.......JUMP OR ???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jakeslim, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. jakeslim

    jakeslim 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2002
    Posts:
    2,686
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Napa, CA
    Your on a flight with 200 people. The plane starts to plunge towards earth out of control. You remember you have a parachute and (for sake of story)you could survive a bailout...but if you open the doors everyone will die for sure except you. There is still a chance the pilot can recover but it is a slim chance and the earth is coming up FAST......there are no family members on board with you, but they are waiting for you at home...DO YOU JUMP?
     
  2. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2002
    Posts:
    5,236
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Lehigh Acres, Florida
    grab ahold of a couple small children, because your parachute could hold an extra 100 lbs or so.. so why not save a couple youngins.. and jump..
     
  3. big83chevy4x4

    big83chevy4x4 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2002
    Posts:
    6,587
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Sheridan, Michigan
    if it was over water, and there were some islands nearby, grab the hot chick 2 rows up and jump /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  4. jakeslim

    jakeslim 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2002
    Posts:
    2,686
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Napa, CA
    [ QUOTE ]
    grab the hot chick 2 rows up and jump




    [/ QUOTE ]


    LOL /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif Now thats thinking..just make sure both are not lesbian /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  5. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2002
    Posts:
    19,217
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Everywhere
    Re: What would you do....... OR ???

    JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP It would be nice to say I'd save some kids, but reality is things would be happening so fast that I wouldn't even think about it. I'm not going to lie to myself or anybody else.
     
  6. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2001
    Posts:
    16,217
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Mesa , Arizona USA
    I refuse to fly anymore ( because I wouldn't be in control ) , but if that happens I agree on saving some kids
     
  7. SS66

    SS66 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2003
    Posts:
    538
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    WI, USA
    Everyone else is going to die. Might as well put their fortunes to use. I say grab some purses and be on your way /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2000
    Posts:
    9,206
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    abcde
    [ QUOTE ]
    grab the hot chick 2 rows up and jump

    [/ QUOTE ]
    How about jumping the hot chick 2 rows up? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

    I wouldn't jump....
     
  9. rooferbret

    rooferbret 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2003
    Posts:
    265
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Sacramento,CA
  10. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    You guys suck!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Think Dr. Strangelove and free alcohol /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  11. tecton

    tecton 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2002
    Posts:
    1,553
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    WV
    id ride it out
     
  12. BigDummy89K5

    BigDummy89K5 Registered Member Author

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2003
    Posts:
    77
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Abbottsford, B.C.
    you just made my week. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  13. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2002
    Posts:
    4,423
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    California, The Blow Me State
    First of all, if you open the door, everyone will not die. Because you say the ground is coming up fast you are now below presurized altitude. Opening the door will do nothing but create a little wind inside the cabin.

    There is no reason to grab ahold of anyone in an attempt to save a few more lives. Upon opening shock of the parachute, you will lose your grip on whoever you are holding. Even a small child would be very hard to hold on to. We've done this sort of thing before. It's called a Mr. Bill Dive. Only difference is the other person has a chute also. In order to hang on to the other person you litteraly have to wrap yourself around eachother and throw the chute imediately after exiting the plane.

    Lastly, if the plane is "out of control" you are most likely pinned to your seat or the wall or the ceiling. An out of control plane is usually spinning or tumbling. You aint gonna make it to the door much less open it. If it's just plumeting straight down, you are pinned to the rear bulkhead and still won't make it to the door.

    What you really should be doing at a time like this is puting your head between your legs and kissing your azz goodbye! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  14. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    May 4, 2001
    Posts:
    3,384
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hollister, CA
    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  15. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2003
    Posts:
    7,198
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    NC
    plane fall down go boom.


    think like a true CK5er - pull out the trusty sawzall you carry in your back pocket and cut through that rear bulkhead /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  16. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

    Joined:
    May 8, 2001
    Posts:
    16,555
    Likes Received:
    157
    Location:
    Los Estados Unitos
    I'd ride it out. Goin' by landsmasher's take on it, not much else worth doin'... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
  17. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2003
    Posts:
    5,354
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    **PLUMBING THE WORLD**
    Hey you diddnt say if it was first class /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gifIf it was first class id have one last drink and crash.If not,id still crash,and start my new life as a ant or something..
     
  18. jakeslim

    jakeslim 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2002
    Posts:
    2,686
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Napa, CA
    [ QUOTE ]
    and start my new life as a ant or something ..

    [/ QUOTE ]

    or something ....like a hi pinion axle? /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifj/k
     
  19. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2003
    Posts:
    5,354
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    **PLUMBING THE WORLD**
    Na,hey diddnt you buy those rockwells for 54.17 ???with the prize money ,lol>how does it feel to be a big dawg? /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifoh i sent you a pm......Jake /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  20. bigburban383

    bigburban383 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2003
    Posts:
    1,242
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Michigan, Royal Oak
    Would you cut your dick off for 1 million dollars?
     

Share This Page