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What's in a name

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. dontoe

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    Funny ?

    WHAT'S IN A NAME

    A major American company was looking to hire someone for an important
    position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search
    down to three people from different parts of the South. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with the best answer would get the job.



    The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying
    on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side
    facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?




    After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

    The first from Georgia, says "My answer is, there IS no answer."

    The second, from Virginia, says "My answer is, that there is no way to
    determine the answer with the information we were given."

    The third one from North Carolina says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it
    narrowed down to two names. It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

    The North Carolinian got the job...
     
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    ah sorta.:dunno:
     
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  4. dontoe

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    Sorry................redneck humor!
     
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    Ok


    Q: What's so tragic about being a gay man

    A: You always get it in the end


    Gwar har har
     
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    come on everyone knows alabama is the moron state not georgia.
     

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