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What's the best advice your father ever gave you ???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 17, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

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    What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Son, being stoned, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    heard that one b4 /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Id have to say:

    1- Forget women, just go fishin.did you bring any beer with ya?
    2- Stay away from them women, and go get me another beer.
    3- buy Chevrolet or i wont fix it for you, did you find that last beer?
    4- be a good father to your kids or I'll shoot you myself. and where the hell is that beer, speed it up will ya, im old.

    thats it dad? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    <font color="green"> "You're too young for ****ing, use your hand for now."

    Dead serious, my step-dad actually said this to me when I was about 13. It may not have been the best advice, but it's the only advice I remember him ever telling me straight out. </font>
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    "work ur ass off, you'll get rich"

    "saving money is always a good idea"

    "being smart is cool, educate ur dumb ass"

    "modesty is for LOSERS"

    /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    j
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    still waiting for the advice, he usually tells me "i don't know what to tell you" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    and that is the truth /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    The best way to double yer money is to fold it and put it back in yer pocket... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    July 19th 1992 (day before boot camp) "If you can graduate and they dont know your name, you did good" That lasted about two weeks but Marine DIs are just to damn mean!!
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    "Eric, I'm going to give you the most valuable piece of advice you'll get in your life. Son.....You're a dumbass"
    Okay, it was Red Foreman (that 70's show) but I swear, him and my dad are like the same person.
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    "Don't argue with women...it's a no-win situation." Ya know, he's right /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    John
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Never have children....
    See that? Don't step in it...
    Ya seen one tit,,,, ya seen em both...
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    See that peckerwood over there on the corner with hair longer than most womens and can't wear his hat right like normal people? They always have a reason to be in jail and it's our job to find that reason.............. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    you can always look at the menu as long as you eat at home...
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    If your going to date multiple girls, at the same time, make sure they're in different counties.
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    "on the freeway follow 1 car length for ever 10 miles per hour"
    especially in my truck /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif good stoping distance
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Throw the first punch. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    "don't ever marry a woman whos a$$ is bigger than yours"
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Any time you think your ready to kick my ass, you just let me know and I'll take you outside and shake the change outta your pockets....Later to be confirmed by my older brother.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    If God meant for houses to be square he would have made trees straight...

    If you fight with a skunk, no matter who wins you come out smelling like one.

    If you get into the middle of a pissing match, yer bound to get pissed on.

    My dad had a million of em... He tried to raise me on them and I never understood any of them till I grew up. By then it was too late... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Don't step on the rake.

    John
     
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    Re: What\'s the best advice your father ever gave you ???

    Dont start no [naughty word] and there wont be no [naughty word]. (regarding me bowing up to him at about 15) Kinda figured he was right so I took his advice. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Your a big ole boy, so dont take the first swing...but you make DAMN sure you had the last. (CYA advice, swing first you start the fight, you go to jail, Swing second, its self defence. Oh and you better not lose. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif)

    *EDIT* How the hell does that work? $hit gets a [naughty word] but ****ing doesnt? WTF?
     

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