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What's the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by JK5, Sep 3, 2003.

  1. JK5

    JK5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    I went wheeling with some Jeepers over the weekend...
    Most of them were extremely cool, and had nice rigs that were set-up nicely....

    BUT there was 1 PUNK....that had told ME that I need to get a JEEP!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    I asked him....
    "What are YOU trying to tell me??? I'm a better driver???"

    Later that day....I was asked to give'm a PULL!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    Being nice...I pulled on his sorry sh!tty runnin'JEEP!!!
    But he had smart-a$$ comments even after I pulled him out!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    I just ignored him...after a while... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    What would YOU guys TELL HIM?????? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  2. BorregoK5

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    "Jeeps are for cheerleaders!" , well ok, that might offend the other cool guys.

    I go out with Jeeps a lot too and there is always one like that. Given time, they usually shut up. Especially when your longer wheelbase is making short work of the obstacles that are proving hard on the Jeeps.
     
  3. thatK30guy

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    Just
    Enough
    Extra
    Parts

    Seriously, I would tell him to check out the TTC for the previous 2-3 years and look at what the winners were and drove.

    Also, have him check out the submissions of all the trucks entering the TTC contest and ask him what the majority of the trucks have/had for axles and drivetrains.

    Then, tell him to go [I love Jeeps] himself. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  4. Emmettology 101

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    I dont usually say much unless they start spoutin [I love Jeeps] that they made this and that and the K5 couldn't. Then I just show them the truth, then look over with a grin...

    If they keep spoutin I start back but it takes alot.
     
  5. Emmettology 101

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    Oh ya, but what do I know, I am just a newbie! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  6. mudhog

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    i usually tell them to put there money where there mouth is and they shut up /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    [ QUOTE ]
    Oh ya, but what do I know, I am just a newbie! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]
    fawking newbies /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. Emmettology 101

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    LOL, Smartass! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif I've got an e-mail into Steve but no word yet.
     
  9. mudjunkie 82

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    I don't understand the jeep" thing?
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    I've been told I need a Jeep several times. I'd like to have one but they aren't too practical for me. Not to mention everything on it except the tub would be GM.

    Some of those people can be pretty vulgar. I usually reply with, "Jeeps are like tampons, every pussy has one."

    Then usually I harass them once they get to the point in the trail where they have their friends hanging off the bumpers trying to keep it from tipping over on a severe off-camber.
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    WHICH RIG WERE YOU RUNNING JK5? I CAN'T SEE A JEEP BEING BETTER THAN ...WELL, EITHER OF THEM!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
  12. JK5

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    [ QUOTE ]
    Some of those people can be pretty vulgar. I usually reply with, "Jeeps are like tampons, every pussy has one."



    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL....GOOD ONE!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  13. JK5

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    It was the 1 ton!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    Nobody dares tells me to get a jeep.. however if someone did....

    Here are a few lines: (which might start some other stuff, but.. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Bigger is better. Ask your mother.
    I ain't gonna shrink down to your level.
    I like living large.
    Someone's gotta save you jeeps from Murphy's Law.
    Someone's gotta save you from Darwin.
    Thanks, but I like being the only one in the group with a clue.
    But if I got a jeep, who would be pulling me out?
    No thanks, I like keeping the shiny side up.
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    Do like I did to a fellow K5'er who was a back seat driver. Threaten to Kick His Ass right there on the trail. That straightens them up every time. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    Ask him if he wants to pull back to back on pavement. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    I prolly would have made a big show of pulling his sorry ass out...take lots of pic's etc etc.

    Then post them all at JU cuz that's probably where he hangs out anyways./forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Rene
     
  18. JK5

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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    LOL....

    I probably earned him some tow fines for the day!!!
    His Club has fines for getting stuck!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Boy....I wish I had a ether-injection system like he had... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    He said he had $5000 into that JUNK...
    I guess he wanted ME to feel sorry for his LAME A$$!!! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    The best way to shut up a Jeeper?......

    Offer him a wine cooler.

    /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s the best way to shut-up a PUNK JEEPER???

    So what were the specs on his junk? Ether-injection? Nitrous? WTF good is that on the trail? *shaking head* He probably has $5K worth of stainless and chrome jeep accessories and some 31" tires! LOL
     

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