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Whats the funniest story ??

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 1BAD88, Mar 3, 2002.

  1. 1BAD88

    1BAD88 Registered Member

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    We once had an elderly woman come into the shop and ask (can you gentleman look at my ac.it does'nt work good) So I say sure and walk out and get into the ferd escort and try to turn the ac on .(There's no switch) so for shi*ts and giggles I pop the hood .(No condensor. pump. or nothing) So I walk back in and say mam you dont have ac in your car .She looks at me dumbfounded and says (YOU STOLE IT).I was at a loss for words and say mam there is nothing we could do you dont have ac. She gets in her car and leaves then low and behold about 20 minutes later she's back .now accompanied by 2 cops.So the cop walks in and says we have a formal complaint that your shop stole her ac unit out of her car .I look at this cop and say listen she never had ac in her car and why would we steal it? And another thing she was here for 15 minutes is that enough time to totally take out a complete ac unit? The cop says no. But the lady insisted that she had ac when she pulled into the shop and she wanted to press charges. I says does she have a husband and the cop says yes he's on his way here .So about 10 minutes later the husband rolls in and says what's going on here ?.So i explain to him what happened and he says that car never had ac.(Now I am rolling in laughter thinking jesus what a day) So the old guy says to his wife get in the car and let's go .So they pull out and drive away and we all started cracking up and one of the cops says .(well that does'nt happen everyday)And I says yeah hopefully it wont happen again................I tell you what some people just aint got a clue .But I have'nt laughed like that in years.............
     
  2. riz

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    <font color=blue> This one time... at band camp .........
     
  3. Greg72

    Greg72 "Might As Well..." Staff Member Super Moderator

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    BILLY RAY 1/2 ton status

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    I LIKE WHEN THEY GET TOWED IN WITH A NO START PROB. AND SAY THEY JUST PUT A NEW BATT. IN BUT STILL WON'T START WHEN YOU GO AND LOOK AT IT THE PLASTIC POSS. BATT. CAP IS STILL ON THE BATT. AND THE CABLE IS BEAT ON TOP OF IT. DU!
     
  5. JIM88K5

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    At least one or twice a month a car will be towed into the service dept. with a no start problem. "I was just driving along and it quit." Guess what the problem was ??-No gas !!
    Jim
     
  6. Overkill

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    RIZ...LOL
     
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    A customer told my mechanic that his friend told him to put gas line antifreeze in his tank in the winter,,,,so in goes a gallon of prestone!!! hhhmmmmmm can you say commen sence??
     
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    That's funny. Sounds like some of the dumb customers I deal with.
    I'm going to move this over to non 4x4. Little off topic for this forum.
     
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    i once had my Z71 towed in cause it would not start. i worked all morning on it and nothing. got it down there and the mech. jumped in and it fired right up. we never did figure out why it wouldnt start.
     

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