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What's wrong with this picture?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jun 17, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    What\'s wrong with this picture?

    [ QUOTE ]

    Jun 16, 2003 10:56 pm

    Departed FedEx sort facility

    FRESNO, CA



    8:28 pm

    Package information transmitted to FedEx

    ,



    7:27 pm

    Loaded onto trailer at FedEx facility

    FRESNO, CA



    7:25 pm

    Scanned at FedEx origin location

    FRESNO, CA



    5:33 pm

    Picked up by FedEx

    FRESNO, CA

    un 17, 2003 7:41 am

    On FedEx vehicle for delivery

    CHICO - HD, CA



    6:38 am

    Arrived at FedEx destination location

    CHICO - HD, CA



    6:08 am

    Arrived at FedEx sort facility

    RENO, NV



    2:49 am

    Scanned at FedEx sort facility

    SACRAMENTO, CA



    12:40 am

    Arrived at FedEx sort facility

    SACRAMENTO, CA




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    Maybe the driver took the scenic route and wanted to play some blackjack. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  2. thatK30guy

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    Re: What\'s wrong with this picture?

    What the hell did it go to Reno for? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. chevyfumes

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    I think they all go to Reno.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifI tracked stuff before and it went outta the way to Reno also.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. thatK30guy

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    Wouldn't it be easier and faster if they just bypassed Reno and go straight to Sacramento instead? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Well, I guess for $14 to ship 51 pounds worth of stuff, I shouldn't whine as much.
     
  6. Capman2k

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    Yea it'd be easier... But Fed Ex is something that is supposed to make our lives easier... So they're required by law to make it difficult for us...

    It's kinda like this: you go into McDonalds and you want a f*cking cheeseburger... you stand in line for about ten hours, get up to the counter where some ugly, tattooed, pierced, black make-up wearing, slutty chick who probably hasn't bathed in the last millenium mumbles "What can I get you?" And you say "I want a f*cking cheeseburger, please." and she mumbles "okay, that's one cheeseburger, that'll be $98,000,000."

    Then you get this really gay look on your face and say "whoa, hold on there, $98,000,000? I think you pushed the wrong button, toots." So she goes away somewhere... After about 2 years she comes back to the counter with the manager who fumbles with the register for a few hours and realizes she tried to make you pay for a trillion f*cking cheeseburgers. So everything is taken care of, and you leave with your cheeseburger... But are you satisfied? I should hope not...

    In an ideal world, you would walk into a lineless McDonalds, which is spotless by the way, where a respectable clean young lady smiles and welcomes you enthusiastically... Not rushing you to make your decision so she can get back to talking about her romantic dinner with her boyfriend who just got accepted to Harvard... Then you say "I want a f*cking cheeseburger, please." She does the whole "would you like fries, or make that a value meal for only 50 cents more?" and you say "F*CK NO, B*TCH, GIVE ME THE F*CKING CHEESEBURGER." and she keeps calm and collected and smiles... takes your money, gives you your change while smiling and being disgustingly enthusiastic, then returns a few seconds later with a perfect f*cking cheeseburger in a perfect bag... She smiles and invites you to return again... In this case, you damn well better be satisfied, because you got what you wanted AND you got to be an asshat to someone who makes a lot less than you to probably do more work in a day than you do in a week...

    As you can see, Fed Ex is kind of like the McDonalds that you have to put up with, not the ideal McDonalds... If Fed Ex worked in a manner which made sense, then it would make sense, so therefore they do not make sense because to make sense would make sense... Ya see what I'm saying???

    EDIT: woweeeeee, the forum doesn't filter out the "f" word with ING at the end /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I see automatic weapons, lots of cops in camouflage uniforms driving hot rod Crown Vics with flashing lights and a news chopper in your future.................


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  8. TXsizeK5

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    I see automatic weapons, lots of cops in camouflage uniforms driving hot rod Crown Vics with flashing lights and a news chopper in your future.................


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    ROFl.... thats what I was thinking... You got some bottled up anger, I see...
    Now say it with me, "Gruse Fraba..." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. Don

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    Reno is a Sorting Area for FedEx. And the part wanted to Gamble some before it got to You. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  10. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Got word that the buyer got the part today. So far, 2 for 2 on FedEx /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: What\'s wrong with this picture?

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    And you say "I want a f*cking cheeseburger, please." and she mumbles "okay, that's one cheeseburger, that'll be $98,000,000."

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    Decaf anyone? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    you asshat, no wonder she fawked up the price, you had it comin. When people are butt-plugs to me, I just play dumb, its more fun than getting mad. when they walk in being a-holes,so when they ask for a alternator, i give em a calender, you know, so they can alternate /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Shut up and get me a F*cking Cheesburger!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    It comes from driving that Exploder... If you guys had to drive one of those you would be mad at the world too... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    What if I just want a regular cheeseburger and not a f*ucking cheeseburger? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Wow, he must of maybe wanted to hit that cool mall in Chico? And then hit a buffet in Reno..... too funny....
     
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    ummmm yea... I'm not an a-hole to peeps if they're not a-holes to me first... Unless I just don't like em, then I have fun messin with em /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    just using that story as an example of how things run and how it's different than how they're supposed to run... or something like that....
     
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    Are you related to the Osbournes? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Dude,

    Ive allways thought you were an asshat for hanging out here so much and driving and exploder, but I have never laughed so hard in this forum
    thanks
     
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    Carl's cool, he's just going through a rebellious stage, if we pretend that his sploder dosent bug us ,he'll go get a Chevy.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  20. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Ive allways thought you were an asshat for hanging out here so much and driving and exploder, but I have never laughed so hard in this forum
    thanks

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    That's kinda harsh. Carl's one of the good guys......we think /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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