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Whatta LOOOZER!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Looks like that man just bought the E-ticket to hell. And probably a good ass whippen from his co-workers. And maybe a divorice.
     
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    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    He just screwed his whole life up for 1300 bucks. :haha: He'll definitly get what's comin' to him.
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Had a coworker tell us his wife had cancer to try and get time off, should have seen the expression on his and her faces when we chipped in and got her a huge spendy boquette. She made a speedy recovery...
     
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    A guy I used to work with had a grandma die about every year or so he could get the 3 days of berevement. :rolleyes:
     
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    I didn't read the article but heard about it on the radio this am. Unbelievable. What was he going to pretend his daughter was dead for the next 16 years?
     
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    one guy where i used to work, missed a few days for his grandmothers death, then a few months later wanted time off because the same grandmother was sick!!!
     
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    had a buddy pull that in college with a professor. The professor wanted an obit, lol. So the next weekend we spent like half hour going through the newpapers in my parents recycling bin for a obit for an grandpa type that had died the day he said his grandpa died. Ending up using a like 60 year old one. Told the professor that his dad knocked up his girlfriend in highschool and thats why a his grandpa was so young
     
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    I like how this made national news, but it's not even in the Cheyenne newspaper that thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced, single-wrapped American cheese...
     
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    Yep, another one of life's dirtbags.
     

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