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When I'm 100...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Sep 7, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!
    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
    the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
    needed to communicate.
    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to
    the right, so some family members grabbed her,straightened her up, and
    stuffed pillows on her right.
    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
    family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
    her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
    A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,
    you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
    nephew...
    "They won't let me fart."
     
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