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Where's the jelly?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Aug 19, 2003.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Where\'s the jelly?

    I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. but there is no jelly in the house.

    Whenever I want something from the refrigerator I have to go through a sea of jelly and a forest of jam... BUT TODAY I WANT JELLY... and there's NONE. I've scoured the kitchen, and there's not a speck of jelly to be seen ANYWHERE...

    RARRRRRRRRRRRR *turns big and green and stuff* /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  2. Capman2k

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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    I knew my parents had 2 jars of jelly stuff when they went shopping on Friday... so I searched some more... and there it was... in the cupboard, behind the Chef Boyardee ravioli, under the macaroni and cheese, and in front of the tuna...

    A big huge plastic jar of Grape Jelly... I hate grape jelly... determined to find the other, I looked right next to where the grape jelly was, and found Raspberry Jam...

    Well, Raspberry isn't my favorite flavor, but it's a helluva lot better than grape... So I cracked open the jar, and started putting some on the bread... I swear, the only thing easier to spread than that is my ex-girlfriends legs /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Anyway... I now have 2 Peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwiches on wheat... yum yum /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. BranndonC

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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    ok Z3PR2
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    the jelly is in the nightstand next to the bed...

    grape jelly rules, wtf are you doing eating pbj on wheat bread and using jam instead of jelly?
     
  5. k5ntexas

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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    yankees i tell ya huh? pbj on white bread. grepe is awesome. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

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    the jelly is in the nightstand next to the bed...

    grape jelly rules, wtf are you doing eating pbj on wheat bread and using jam instead of jelly?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    amen, this original poster on this thread is speaking blasphemy, grape jelly rules, they even premix it with peanut butter and you can buy it that way /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. chevyfumes

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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    we picked fresh blackberries at the property today and are going to make pies and jelly.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    Man. forget about the goodies, and break out the yeast, it's Wine 'makin time!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    chunky PB and strawberry jelly on some toasted wonder bread witha huge ass glass of milk...nice hot sammitch, and the pb gets all gooey and drippy and nice and warm and its really tasty
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    2 words.... GOOBER STRAWBERRY
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    PAD... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Where\'s the jelly?

    uh...bored? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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