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"Who can make me feel like a woman?"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    \"Who can make me feel like a woman?\"

    > On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
    >
    > > > The
    > > > turbulence is awful. Suddenly, one wing is struck by lightning. A woman
    > > > on
    > > > the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front of the plane
    > > > screaming, "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going
    > > > to
    > > > die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this
    > > > plane
    > > > who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
    > > >
    > > > For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
    > > > They
    > > > all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
    > > >
    > > > Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like
    >
    > > > a
    > > > woman," he says. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with long, flowing black
    > > > hair,
    > > > and jet black eyes.
    > > >
    > > > He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt . . . one
    > > > button at a time.
    > > >
    > > > No one moves.
    > > >
    > > > He removes his shirt.
    > > >
    > > > Muscles ripple across his chest. As he reaches her, he extends the arm
    > > > holding his shirt out to the trembling woman, and whispers:
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > . . . "Iron this."
     
  2. POWERMAD

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

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    Re: \"Who can make me feel like a woman?\"

    ROTFLMAO That is a good one.
     
  3. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    Re: \"Who can make me feel like a woman?\"

    <font color=blue> I saw that one coming !
     
  4. Donna

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    Re: \"Who can make me feel like a woman?\"

    Good one WES!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. EDdaTREE

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    Re: \"Who can make me feel like a woman?\"

    "Go in the ktchen and make me some PIE!!!"
     

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