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Who da BABY DADDY????

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DBLAZER, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. DBLAZER

    DBLAZER 1/2 ton status

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    The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

    These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. [​IMG]

    2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.[​IMG]

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. [​IMG]

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. [​IMG]

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. [​IMG]

    6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. [​IMG]

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me [​IMG]

    8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? [​IMG]

    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. [​IMG]

    10. So much about that night is a blur.The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. [​IMG]

    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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  2. 55Willy

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    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


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  3. BranndonC

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  4. 84gmcjimmy

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