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Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut's?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gotmud?, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. gotmud?

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    Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    My in-law's are friggin pshyco /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gifI've never seen so few people(5) create so much turmoil /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gifcould'nt wait to get the hell out of there /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  2. Corey 78K5

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    Lucky for me my in-laws are in Oklahoma. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. zakk

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    i got to share the fawking table with a white racist bastard pron peddler who only fawks asian chicks and talks about it at the dinner table while looking at my girlfriend who is Filipina.

    nope, no crazy's here /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

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    Nevermind my story, you win.... /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  5. zakk

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    sorry. yours was a close second if it makes you feel better /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    I was drinkin almost the whole day! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  7. zakk

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    yup. went through a 12er of Sierra. Made the day a whole lot more live-a-ble. i can't speel. i give up.
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    I had to hear once again the sister-in-law tell the story. Now she's cool and all, but I heard it last week attempting to eat pizza, today she had to tell her dad, right after the feast began.

    Now you're asking "what's the story Bubba Ray?"

    Well that's why I am here.

    She kicked her old man out of the house a few months ago and went through the Big D due to his habit of using her as a punching bag. Well, just last week boys and girls, she learn that the whole time they had been together, 15+ years, he had been dipping his wick into various other wells of erotic stimulas. Well, okay, there's just cause for anger, but boys and girls, the one female, if you can call her one that I am familiar with brings instant upchucking heaves of revulsion like no other. This gal is so ugly, she makes a monkey's a** look like Miss Universe. She is in fact the skankiest of skank and if a man admits to bumping uglies with her, he either needs to A. shoot himself with the largest caliber weapon available in the cranial area or B. be awarded the Medal of Honor for going above and beyond. Boys and Girls, I wouldn't let chevyfumes get freaky with this chicka.

    So right after I was done destroying the main course, I took my leave to escape the drama and took in a little Dallas Cowboy football.
     
  9. chevyfumes

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    [​IMG] Monkey's A** /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  10. fourwheelerjeff

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    hell, zakk, you spell better when you've been drinking /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    I like pizza...
     
  12. Chevit

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    my thankgiving consisted of spending time with my family, the funny thing is 50% or more did not want to be there including myself this is what my family consists of
    mother: very cool
    Uncle M: Rich, gay, 76 years old
    Ralph: Uncle M's partner my age 43
    brother: clean and sober for 20+ years (needs to get drunk)going thru mid life whatever, drives a vette he can not afford puts on a big show for everyone.
    sis-in-law: one wacked out woman, been commited 3 times, drugs, drinking, stealing and who knows what else.
    nephew: just as wacked as his mom stated above
    neice: dumb as a fawkin rock, no I take that back the rock is smarter.
    other neice: same as above they are twins.
    sister: her and her family did not show, probably got her nose so far up in the air she could not find her way.
    wife: drank, so she could be around these people
    son: same as above
    myself: sober, I had to drive /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
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    There goes my close second... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  14. zakk

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    bwahahahahaha! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    Just spent this evening with the same bunch of nuts for my Moms B-day...shoot me please /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    BANG!!! Did it work????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  17. Chevit

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    Thanks I feel better now /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  18. ChevyDrivnRdneck

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    Re: Who else got to spend the day with a bunch of nut\'s?

    Just tryin' to help /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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