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"Who has seen my cock?"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

    One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

    At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?"
    - all the men stood up.

    "No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
    - all the women stood up.

    "No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them."
    - half the women stood up.

    "No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
    - all the nuns stood up.
     
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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    LOL /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif good one!
     
  3. ntaj*ep

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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    That is a good one......hay did ya hear the one about the preist.... LOL!!!
     
  4. Itali83

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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    He wouldn't happen to be related to father nelson would he? lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
    Ben 87 jimmy
     
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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    You know- if you have all this time on your hands to find these jokes, pictures etc.. why not make a road trip up here, and help me finish my damn truck?
    though your jokes are pretty damn funny!

    Brandy
     
  7. thatK30guy

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    Vermont is too far, too damn far!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: \"Who has seen my cock?\"

    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif LMAO!!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     

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