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Who reads what newspapers?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. TopOff

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    1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
    country.

    2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
    country.

    3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should
    run the country.

    4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
    country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They
    do, however, like their statistics shown in pie chart format.

    5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
    running the country, if they could spare the time, and if
    they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

    6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
    run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank
    you very much.

    7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
    sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long
    as they can get a seat on the train.

    8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
    running the country, as long as they do something really
    scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

    9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
    sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but
    whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
    occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority
    feminist atheist dwarfs who suck dick, who also happen to be
    illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are
    democrats.

    10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
    country but need the baseball scores.

    11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at
    the grocery store.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
    sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but
    whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
    occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority
    feminist atheist dwarfs who suck dick, who also happen to be
    illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are
    democrats.

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