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Who's getting OLD???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Who\'s getting OLD???

    Who's getting OLD???

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on
    your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and
    your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse
    goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by
    the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I
    don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find
    your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    Thank , I feel alot younger now... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

     cool /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  4. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

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    Nasty...Let them drag on the ground.. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  5. eds77k5

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    hey, thats hittin below the belt /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  6. trailblazer87

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    Mudflaps for those big tires /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
  7. riz

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    <font color="blue"> Yeah ! I'm still a spring chicken !</font color>
     
  8. behemoth

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    ... just wait till those come true !!!!!! I know - when you're twenty - thirty seems like a million years
    from now - then all of a sudden - you're FORTY !!!!!!! (and you have to pee at three AM)!!
     
  9. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    hey im only 31 and i need to pee at 3am /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  10. 4x4k20

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    Re: Who\'s getting OLD???

    i am 40 and i have CRS [cant remember sh?t] i dont even know what time i have to get up to pee.
     

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