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Who's phone is this anyways ???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Who\'s phone is this anyways ???

    There are several men sitting around in the locker
    > > > room of a golf club after a round, showering and
    > > getting changed for the 19th
    > > > hole. Suddenly, a mobile phone on one of the
    > > benches rings. One of the men
    > > > picks it up,and the following conversation ensues:
    > > >
    > > > (H - Husband, W - Wife)
    > > >
    > > > H - "Hello?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    > > >
    > > > H - "Yes."
    > > >
    > > > W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where
    > > > you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's
    > > absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    > >
    > > > H - "What's the price?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "Only $1,000."
    > > >
    > > > H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
    > > > that much..."
    > > >
    > > > W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
    > > > dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I
    > > really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave
    > > > me a really good price...and since we need to
    > > exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
    > >
    > > > H - "What price did he quote you?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "Only $60,000..."
    > > >
    > > > H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
    > > > options."
    > > >
    > > > W - "Great! But before we hang up, something
    > > > else..."
    > > >
    > > > H - "What?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "It might look like a lot, but I was
    > > > reconciling your bank account
    > > > and..I visited with the real estate agent this
    > > morning and saw the house we had looked
    > > > at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one
    > > > with a pool, English garden, acre of park area."
    > > >
    > > > > H - "How much are they asking?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I
    > > > see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
    > > >
    > > > > H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid
    > > > up to $820,000. OK?"
    > > >
    > > > W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I
    > > > love you!!!"
    > > >
    > > > H - "Bye...I love you too..."
    > > >
    > > > > The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The
    > > > other men are looking at him in astonishment and
    > > derision. The husband raises
    > > > his hand while holding the phone and asks, "Does
    > > anyone know who this phone belongs to?" /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  2. k5ntexas

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    Re: Who\'s phone is this anyways ???

    hahahahahahaha omg that is sooo messed up. that would just be fugged up. i bet that guy got shot. well hey at least the guy who owned that phone prolly got some great sex later on that nite. lol. later.

    jacob
     
  3. uglychevyZZ4

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    Re: Who\'s phone is this anyways ???

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    prolly got some great sex later on that nite. lol.

    [/ QUOTE ] see, us men are allways thinkin /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. potato76

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    Re: Who\'s phone is this anyways ???

    funny joke but you gave away the punch line in the subject
     

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