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Who's smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

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    Who\'s smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

    > Of all the services, the Air Force has the most intelligent ENLISTED
    >people. This is not just theory: It's provable fact.
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    > Take the Army. When the crap hits the fan, the young Army private
    >wakes up to the bellowing of his first sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out of
    >his footlocker, dresses, run to the chow-hall for breakfast on the fly,
    >then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the company commander, a captain,
    >arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, soldier!"
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    > Now take the Navy. When the crap hits the fan, the Sailor is eating
    >breakfast in the mess. He hustles the 20 feet to his battle station,
    >stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits, in the
    >middle of a big, steel target, with nowhere to run, when the captain comes
    >on the MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, sailors! I salute you!"
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    > Now take the Marines. When the crap hits the fan, the young Marine
    >is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of
    >BDUs he was wearing on the field exercise he was part of three hours
    >earlier. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his
    >boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his company
    >commander, a captain, comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and says,
    >"Give 'em Hell, Marine!"
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    > And then there's the Air Force. When the crap hits the fan, the
    >airman receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers,
    >shaves, and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners the
    >day before. He jumps in his car and cruises through the McDonald's
    >drive-thru for an Egg McMuffin and Coca-Cola on his way into work. Once at
    >work, he signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-16, spends 30
    >minutes pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a
    >young captain arrives, steps into the jet, and starts the engines. Our
    >young airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and
    >says, "Give 'em Hell, Captain!'
     
  2. MTBLAZER89

    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Re: Who\'s smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

    Ummmm thats what I do and I am in the Navy...Not the Air Force.Not everybody in the Navy works on ships.
     
  3. chevyracing

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    Re: Who\'s smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

    I know, but the joke wouldn't work if it was told that way... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    Re: Who\'s smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

    This reminds me of a joke......... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    Good one
     
  5. big pappa b

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    Re: Who\'s smarter, Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines

    Have a great Air Force Day /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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