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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. mudhog

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    Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
    at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
    abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
    icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
    doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
    connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another
    protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
    in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
    with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

    When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code
    instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the
    memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and
    be sure to tell your Mom!

    Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
     
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