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Why Condom's Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

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  1. Donna

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    Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    There was a man who was shopping with his 8 year old son at the local drug store. While in the store they happen to pass by the condoms hanging on the shelf. The boy says "dad what are these?" To which the father replies "Those son are condoms. They are used to practice safe sex". The boys says "Okay, I've heard about that in health class." Still intrigued by the many boxes hanging before him, the boy then says dad "Why does this box only have 3 inside?" To which the father replies "Son those are are for high school boy's. 1 for Friday, 1 for sturday, and 1 for Sunday." Satisfied with the answer he has gotten the boy then says "Well dad, Why are there 6 in this box?" To which the father replies "Son those are for College Boys. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." "WOW!!!! The boy exclaim's. Aren't they lucky guy's?" Thinking for a minute the son then says "Dad why does this box have 12 in it?" To which the father replies...(with a very embarrassed look on his face) Those son are for married men.....1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March, etc...etc...etc...


    LOL!!!!! Thought you guy's might enjoy this. This was given to me by a girl from work.

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    [​IMG] ROTFLMFAO!!! [​IMG]

    Sounds like me!! [​IMG]

    Only nowadays, I'm back to the 3-pack........one every 4 months!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] (so it seems like!)



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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    Donna, you haven't posted in a while where ya been?

    Let us so live that when it comes time to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
     
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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    Yeah girl - where ya been hidin?

    behemoth K5
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    than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
     
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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    LOL!! Didn't you just have a baby Wes??

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    Yeah, almost a year ago this coming March!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Now I know why they say sex life goes down after you have kids!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    BUSY!!!! I was trying to get ready for Christmas and I have been babysitting for a friend of mine for some extra money. I am still catching up. I have like 120 new threads to go through and over 900 new replies and thatwas just this forum. But anyway....Hope you guy's liked the joke.

    And Wes...you were one of the first that I thought of when I read this joke.

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    And Wes...you were one of the first that I thought of when I read this joke.

    <hr></blockquote>
    Now, why am I not surprised? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    &lt;...they say sex life goes down after you have kids!!!&gt;

    Then it gets better when they move out!!!

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    REALLY?!?!?! Man, I'm gonna have to wait 18 years for Cameron to move out first!! But then again, we are not finished having kids yet!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    they should come in boxes of 13...you know ...you get one holiday a year.
    your birthday, anniversary, christmas......your choice!



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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    Welcome back![​IMG]

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    I don't know Wes, sounds like you may be done... [​IMG]
    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    I'm back to the 3-pack........one every 4 months!!!

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    Re: Why Condom\'s Come in Boxes of 3, 6, & 12(JOKE)

    I may be...until the wife wants another kid!! Then I'm back in business again until she is knocked up!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



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    that's a funny joke...
     

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