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Why I fired my secretary....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BlazerGuy, May 12, 2004.

  1. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday...let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
    think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

    "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...... followed by my wife, children, dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.......

    And I just sat there.......

    on the couch.......

    naked. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    Were you trying to give her a raise? /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Now this wouldnt happen if you kept the protection in your glovebox now would it /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    Now this wouldnt happen if you kept the protection in your glovebox now would it /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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    I was thinkin the same damn thing! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    oh man that would suck! whould would you do? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gifYou could not get out of that situation with any dignity at all. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    tell me this was a joke!
     

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